andsinceweare:

Me at parties

andsinceweare:

Me at parties

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a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species 

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

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suckmymara:

I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate 

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VIA: spockolicious ORIGINALLY FROM: suckmymara

floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

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VIA: derekhoechlinski ORIGINALLY FROM: justtouchedawkwardly

fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

Yes, but how you choose to do these things could possibly make you an asshole.

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weekenddragonslayer:

Thanks Satan

weekenddragonslayer:

Thanks Satan

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VIA: thegovern0r ORIGINALLY FROM: sighsomemore

thesassiestsamwinchester:

dadmau5:

my very favourite supernatural theory is that the only reason that all these bad things happen to the winchesters is because of all the mirrors they smashed back in season one

this is the only headcanon that matters

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